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Grab your favorite tee, lay it flat and measure side-to-side for width and top-to-bottom for length. Match those numbers to our chart for a fit that’s perfectly cooked.

For the garlic lovers, flavor fanatics, and unapologetic kitchen rebels.
This “I Love Garlic” t-shirt is made for anyone who believes garlic belongs in every recipe — and every personality. Whether you’re cooking, hosting, or just making a statement, this funny food shirt lets the world know exactly where you stand. Comfortable, bold, and endlessly wearable, it’s the perfect tee for home cooks, chefs, foodies, and garlic enthusiasts alike.

👕 Soft and Light
Like pulling a fresh loaf out of the oven.

🧵 Ringspun Cotton Goodness
Solid colors are spun smooth, like brioche dough worked to perfection. (Heather and Sport Grey blends keep the same tender bite.)

📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk
Keeps its shape like a prime cut of beef — no surprise shrinking wash after wash.

🌿 Farm-to-Fabric
Made with ethically grown US cotton — as wholesome as farm-fresh ingredients.

🌾American Roots
Crafted with US-grown cotton, backing local farmers the way a diner stocks up from its hometown market.

• Prep your tee like organic produce. Wash and dry inside out — it’s the simplest mise en place around.
  
• Cook it low and slow. Use cool water and gentle detergent. Your shirt isn’t a steak on the grill, so skip the high heat.
  
• Don’t over-whisk. Extra spins in the washer only beat up the fabric.
  
• Let it breathe. Air dry when you can. If you must tumble, don’t toss it in with heavy hitters like jeans or towels.
• It's not a panini. Never iron directly on the print — flip it inside-out if you absolutely must smooth it.

🚚 Shipping

• FREE delivery on orders over $75 — the cherry on top!
• Orders are usually whipped up and out the door within 3 days of being placed.
• Once shipped, expect your package to arrive in 2–5 days — as quick as a weeknight recipe.

🔄 Returns

• At FoodFits, our recipe is simple: you should love what you ordered.
• If something arrives incorrect, damaged, or defective, it’s eligible for a full refund.
• Returns are accepted within 30 days of purchase.
  
  Just drop us a note at: chef@foodfits.co and we’ll make it right — easy as pie.